my ex sent me pics of another girl sucking his weiner one time because he thought it would make me mad and i wrote back “did your mom do something different with her hair?”
"hey you have a zit on your-" YES. THANK YOU. I AM AWARE. I AM FULLY AWARE OF MY ACNE AND WHERE IT IS LOCATED. ALL YOU’VE DONE BY POINTING IT OUT IS HUMILIATE ME. THANKS. THANK YOU. THANKS A LOT.
Divergent Cast ~ Brenton Thwaites as Tobias Eaton ☠
cambridge university students were asked on campus why they needed feminism. here are 60 answers. click the link for over 600 more.
PLACES THAT NEED TO CALM DOWN: EUROPE.
i love how it’s pretty calm and then BOOM WORLD WAR TWO
and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,
"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"
And the whole class just went
and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”